Yesterday, the top story for many national news outlets was Tiger Woods’ return to professional golf at the Masters Tournament in Augusta, Ga. This marks a step toward normalcy for the famed golfer, who returns to the endeavor through which he established his once highly reputable name. Tiger has won 14 professional major golf championships and 71 Professional Golf Association tour events. These statistics have been relatively meaningless lately, however, due to a wave of personal blunders briefly detailed below:

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Members of the Cornell community are still facing problems trying to send and receive e-mail as the University continues to combat a widespread, unexpected outage of many of its e-mail servers.

Cornell staff and Sun Microsystems have been working “around the clock” to remedy the situation since the problems first occurred on Sunday at noon, according to Simeon Moss ’73, director of Cornell Press Relations.