So, in light of the new Twilight movie, which I know we are all just dying, just bursting at the seams to go see, I thought I’d make a little proposal to the folks at the New Student Reading Project: Why not put a classy piece of literature like Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight series as your freshman reading project book?

You see, I got stuck reading Lincoln at Gettysburg, which if you haven’t read it, can be summarized as a 200-page crap sandwich.