Slope Day is nothing less than perfect, even with all its imperfections, writes Arts & Entertainment Editor Zachary Zahos '15.

The various inanimate icons of the Cornell campus comment on Madonna's upcoming halftime show.

Steven Zhang '12 writes a love letter to Goldman Sachs ... from good ol' Uncle Sam.

After a fashion-induced car accident earlier this week, The Sun sent a crack team of Berry Patch reporters all around campus to determine what colors are too dangerous to wear on campus.

Does Ben Koffel, grad, write an entire column in rhetorical questions to prove a point about rhetorical questions?

Our Berry Patch muckrakers uncover the top-five favorite Fall Break destinations for Cornell undergrads. The list may ... or may not ... surprise you.

In honor of the guy who may or may not have invented the Berry Patch, we take a look at what was absent from Career Fair.

Apparently there’s something going on these days that has something to do with drinking in the Greek system? We sent some crack Berry Patch reporters to investigate the six degrees of Greek rage.

H&V valiantly returns with riffs on heat, hot dogs and all other sorts of wieners.

Hey freshmen, welcome to the first Berry Patch of your college career. We’re here to sum up everything you might need to know about anything, then force feed it to you with side dishes of mediocre humor and over-done cliches.