I did not invite the internet over to our house. I was saying they should reread it when they rewatch lost in the privacy of their own homes. the forgotten is dumb. TV, OFF.

everyone is dead but not! is the island limbo? is the the island, hurley's dream? who knows!

WOOOOO OMG CLAIRE! DRINK IN CELEBRATION! Claire is a little chubby, a little crazy, and a lot of awesome. GO KILL KATE, GIRL. I shall support you.

OMG CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow she chubbed up

Get some echinacea for that, foo.

MAC ATTACK!

Claire is dead and inhabited by Smokey the LOST-ness! And she is totally going to kill KATE'S ass. woooop. woooop.

did you just invite the internet over to our house?

CLAIRE GOT THE SMOKE/CRAZY/UNKNOWN/COLD INFECTION

PS: Readers, for the full on affect of our live blog, read it while we watch because then our random ass comments make more sense.

respect

No comment. That's private, between me and the Red Stripe bottle.

claimed (like a pokemon) by what?

in other news: julie is no longer a red stripe virgin. how does it feel J?

SEE, LOST?! WE CAN EXPLAIN THINGS TO PEOPLE. BECAUSE WE HAZ BRAINS. INEBRIATED ONES, BUT STILL.

that's what she said!

there was a beaver in ads for the superbowl. on of them attacked me in reno. he is now dead.

yes, penniless foreign girl. keep your child in a city you don't know

It's okay if you don't get it, readers.

I DID KILL THAT BEAVER

Claire to Kate: What did you do? Kate: I killed a beaver in Reno, just to watch him die!

what a dumbass you are claire. just because a felon drives you in a taxi somewhere and to the hospital doesn't make her trustworthy

Clarissa is here, and she is gonna explain it all! Finally, Rachel can rest easy.

i'm sorry her name is Joan Heart?

I thought the lyrics were, "I wish that I could fuck every nerd in the world." Apparently, I was wrong. And Ashley's booty is dancing in front of Rabia's face and I'm a little scared. ADN WE'RE BACK

V is coming back. sweet. alien

RULOFFS WAS OUT OF TACOS LAST WEEK. GO GET SOME TACOS. AFTER LOST.

HA, Penicillin my ass. I told you it was echinacea, and this is also why I don't trust herbal supplements. Are you listening, PARENTS?

i mean, no one else does

WHY does he care if Jack dies?

DRINK!

bonsai plants are totally awesome btw, my grandma had some

JACK SAD. JACK ANGRY. JACK SAD ANGRY. BAA BUUUU

next time i will say bonsai caretaker

excuses

HE TAKES CARE OF BONSAI PLANTS!

BTW, you called me racist last time, but you call him BONSAI. So.. yeah.

"IT'S A BASEBALL." Thanks for teaching us what you think of QUESTIONS, Carlton/Lindelof.

JACK IS GOING BLIND OR GOING DUMB

STUPID: Jack: "what is that" Bonsai: "its a baseball"

Constipated crying! I'm downing my red stripe now, no longer a red strip blasphemer/virgin/oxymoron.

hey dummy maybe you could have pawned that thing and station, pawn. because this stupid island has temples and suburbs and things, why shouldn't it have a pawn shop

OMG THAT IS WHAT THE ISLAND IS REALLY FOR.

make out! kill yourselves!

i didn't say it wasn't for me, but you said it didn't exist. and i was saying that maybe it does. maybe...it's on the island

Oh god, the Always Sunny comments will never end.

Because it was for kidz who don't READ GOOD, DUM DUM. And want to learn to do other things good too.

ok so Kate is lookin for old Claire! but really she wants Sawyer to be her bang maid!

how you know ?

Too bad there's no Derek Zoolander school for that.

i got mad skillz, just i can't spell thigns, doesn't meean i don't think good.

Oh holy shit. And there is debating over things that happened, and I really love Claire and life is better when she's around and I remembered that shit about the psychic. and It's not baby's are gross, but babies are gross, and I bet a baby has better grammar/usage knowledge skillz than you.

GIT HER DONE! - Ashley

kill the baby! baby's are gross.

oh shit its ETHAN!

gross. A baby!

never mind. found that shit on Lostpedia

if you remember what this guy looks like, please comment?

He said, and I quote from the internet: "danger surrounds your child"

that bitch also told her to be on the specific plane that crashed, and gave her mad money.

Ok, knowledge bomb. for everyone who forgot (like all of us except ashley): Claire saw a psychic that told her that she had to give up the kiddie.

julie can haz a drink?

Why do I have no liquor in my hand.

kate looks constipated DRINK! SAWYER ULTIMATUM DOUBLE DRINK!

No, but my scrunchie from 1991 is.

OH MY GOD A TIME CAPSULE. maybe my old pogs are in there?

But it has been YEARS. That stuff should go... and eww eww that is nasty.

the chicken has solidified into his body form

also with hand motions

because he ATE SO MUCH CHICKEN

This is what has been happening in the living room for a while: "my knife cannot be returned to it's sheathe until it has spilled BLOOD"

And how has Hurley lost no weight whatsoever?

birthin in brentwood!

Is Kate going to deliver the baby, again?

yeah so true! no one even got a cough, when they're always in rain!

KATE IS GOING TO STEAL THAT CHILD. RUN, CLAIRE, RUN.

yeah i always want to bring my convict friend along with me when i go to meet the people who are gonna adopt my baby

Have we seen anyone sneeze over the past years?

you'd think the island would be able to cure the common cold

ALSO, FOR THE RECORD, I HATE KATE CENTRIC EPISODES.

Yo, 1) shuddup, 2) that weird ass pill that's supposed to be Penicillin looks like an echinacea supplement. Sorry Sayid! We can't kill your infection, but we can lessen the symptoms of the common cold.

maybe they're dead?

Kate is also an abandoner. she and sawyer are gonna go have gross cage sex. and not one's gonna give a shit

well i mean nobody cares about you kate.

how can you be a virgin and a blasphemer?

she's also a red stripe virgin??

Julie is a red stripe blashphemer

JACK SAD FACE JACK SAD FACE chug it

maybe it's not supposed to. is it a red or a blue pill?

oh my god, sayid, tell us why you burn that lady, and all those other people! WE'RE OVER THIS COMPARISON

Rabia, the Amy Poehler thing makes no sense to anyone who is not in our living room right now.

Hurley is silly! Drink!

SAYID THE ZOMBIE! AHHHHHHH SHANNON TORTURE THINGS.... I'm out.

must be so cool to be married to tim Burton. Rachel: if i'm gonna be in a celeb marriage i'm gonna be amy poehler. that's not how that's spelled.

"CHANGE PLACES!" don't listen to the theme song by avril levine though it will bum you out.

ALICE

TRON AD TRON AD. i'm so excited for Tron its going blow my 14 year old mind

Rob Mcelhenney IS AMAZIIIIIIIIIING. Sunny never makes us have a breakdown

Rachel: When are you ever prescribed one Penicillin?!

is this a smoke infection? or like a regular infection? will it spread to other biddies?

hmmm....instant karma is pretty weird.

she totes does. but she's also a life-ruiner so...

(drink)

JACK PISSED OFF. GRRR. ARRGH.

Yoko (the real one) probably hates Lost.

is yoko rollin a j?

Ashley: Oh that combover makes you so tough!

because of karma! hello John Lennon is torturing you with male yoko ono because of instant karma

Crazy French lady's traps, dumdum. I love how Jin is like "You iz one CRAZY BITCH, KATE."

Where'd those rocks come from??

gross

or the leftover DNA from MR. Widmore

ahhahahhaa he's gonna be the leader of the others

ok back to Lost :(

OMG WHAT IF DANNY DEVITO BUYS LOST TOO. WE ARE ALL GONERS.

"why would I wear a c?" and "I need that BANG MAID"

He's so much prettier here than on It's Always Sunny.

flip flip flipadelphia flip flip flipadelphia

MAC!

There are lots of rich biddies living there.

it just rhymes with the hood though

BRENTWOOD IS NOT THE HOOD.

the hood!

No, no, you CAN sue McD's for becoming a fatty. Those chicks did. So we can sue JJ for fucking with our heads whenever they damn want, because they are too lazy to watch old episodes and answer questions.

I would like some Wonder powers.

can't sue MCDonald's for getting fat, but we could sue J.J. for emotional distress

Ok, so if they don't explain what we need to know. WE'RE GOING TO SUE J.J.!!

how does Stevie do it!? He just feels the hybrid coming

truly this is remarkably stupid. but then there IS STEVIE AND TRACY! AMAZING

Rachel is having a Show related breakdown on the couch. "What is happening, why will no one ever tell us what is going on?!"

ok...so bonsai master is just into the tortures

Awesome! Super dead people / archeology jokes!

oh they needed to see if he was the smoke attack monster!

i know it's more old than those cavemen they found in the ice last year?

WHY DOES SAYID ALWAYS GET TORTURED! I Know it's supposed to be poetic justice or some shit, but it gets really, really old.

ahh...the torturer is getting tortured

Woah...there is some crazy temple of doom shit going down right now. rip out his heart! rip it out! i mean just for effect...

DRINK!

I super-duper hope that Smokey the LOST-NESS monster reanimates Claire's body so that she can throw Kate's constipated face against a wall. "That's for being a bitch in this reality and the alternate reality, sucka!"

was he going in for a kiss? be more of a sad loser, Jack

GROSS.

yeah i bet you're gonna "take care" of him

YOU TOOK SHAMU AWAY FROM HIS MOM YOU bitch

I want a whale! SHAAMUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOO

and who are these random old dudes who are like. hey murder chick! come right in, take my money, and use my bathroom, you look constipated!

let's be real. Kate is THE.WORST. felon alive. She's just not very subtle. for example, she might have thrown herself at mr. lennon

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU KNOW NO ONE CAN ANSWER, RABIA!

Did Kate just throw herself at the Other with the hippy hair and Beatles' name?

So why are the others so worried about protecting the survivors from the smoke attack?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

Kate looks constipated, drink!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS MACC THE MAC ATTACK!!!!

Ok, so the parameters of this week's drinking game. 1) Every time Sawyer makes a bitchy ultimatum-y type comment. 2) Every time Evangeline Lilly looks constipated (IE: Always). 3) Every time Hurley is silly.

SMOKE LIGHT ATTACK!

and neither does Sawyer it would seem, what a deserter. you're gonna get killed by the smoke sneak attack!

These Other's just don't get organizational behavior

MAYBE I WILL!

Rabia, are you going to keep giving "something, a something!" responses?

I forgot what this show was like without Miles and his seeing dead peeps' snarkiness. As in: Awful.

gross! a wound!

you bitch. you threw a pregnant foreign girl out of a cab and took her purse

i was just dreaming that they were in new york. actually i was dreaming that I was in new york

haha oh. of course!

are they?

Is she though? We haven't seen her body.

no they're in LA.

she's pregnant you horrible horrible person

you're in new york you stupid crzy face

Oh, ARZT.

WOAH NUTZ!

Ashley: Hurley is like Ice-T on Law and Order, ridiculous: "These stairs lead to a basement..."

CLAIRE!

That we know of. He could be dead. There could be a gatrillion alternate universes and he could be dead in a gatrillion minus one of them.

that was pretty much the worst thing that ever happened

Remember last time when Sayid was dead? He's not anymore!

Previously on Lost: We live blogged. It was amazing, and then it disappeared in a fit of smoke. Poof.

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