Cancer (June 21 — July 22): This week, you'll feel surrounded by friends and loved ones. It's not an intervention, I promise.

Leo (JulAlly 23 — August 22): You'll have prying eyes this week. Put on some sunglasses to avoid being caught oogling at others.

Virgo (August 23 — September 22): Recently, your patience has been tried and tested, but this week, you'll regain your Dali Lama stoic attitude.

Libra (September 22 — October 22): This week, you will make a major purchase. Make sure you remember your coupons.

Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): You've been trying to make everyone happy, but now is the time to stand up for what you really want. Don't settle for vanilla when you can get vanilla bean.

Sagittarius (November 22 — -December21): You'll feel like a kid again when you get to go back to the middle school park. It's a good thing school is out or you'd look like a major creeper.

Capricorn (December 22 — January 19): You have forgotten to expect the unexpected. This will come full frontal when a wave rips the bathing suit right off of you.

Aquarius (January 20 — February 18): You will be celebrating a recent success this week. Break out the vuvuzela no matter what time of day or night it is!

Pisces (February 19 — March 20): You've been feeling lonely lately. Just take a peek in the mirror and wave.

Aries (March 21 — April 19): While your heart may be hearing, "Stop in the name of love," the restraining order clearly states, "Stop in the name of the law!"

Taurus (April 20 — May 20): You have been feeling sweaty and nervous this week, but it's really just sweat from the heat so stop worrying.

Gemini (May 21 — June 20): Lately, you've been feeling under-appreciated. Go on Chatroulette.com. They may be sitting down, but they'll be giving you a standing ovation. RLD