Cancer (June 21 — July 22):  With all of these sunny days, it seems like you’ll never be able to spend your rainy day money. Keep on saving because you’ll be back in Ithaca in no time.

Leo (July 22 — August 22):  This week, you’ll make a mistake that you’ll need to own up to. Think of it like your number being called at the deli.

Virgo (August 23 — September 22):  This week is your time to get reorganized. So get out that binder of Pokémon cards and get to it!

Libra (September 22 — October 22):  Lately, you’ve been feeling restless. While you can’t take the time off to go back to Narnia, spare some time to go on a little mini-adventure to get rid of some of that boredom.

Scorpio (October 23 — November 21): You’ve been confused by someone’s intentions. Hold them at water gun point and demand answers Jack Bauer-style.

Sagittarius (November 22 — December 21):  This week, you’ll want to reach out to your friends. Try texting instead of Morse code this time.

Capricorn (December 22 — January 19): If your speech is anything like your driving, then you lost everyone 5 minutes ago and now you're just talking in circles.

Aquarius (January 20 — February 18): This week, you’ll want a hug from your significant other. If they aren’t available, ask your secret lover Alejandro for one (it’s what he’s there for).

Pisces (February 19 — March 20): This week, you’ll make a new friend at work. Aren’t fish the best?

Aries (March 21 — April 19): You haven’t been thinking of others lately. Send a cookie basket to show that you really care. (Sugar is always appreciated.)

Taurus (April 20 — May 20): Lately, you’ve gotten sick of your work schedule. Dolly Parton worked her 9 to 5, so if you keep at it, you’ll look like Dolly Parton by the end of the week.

Gemini (May 21 — June 20): This week, you will make a bad life choice. It is in the stars so it is inevitable. I’m sorry. RLD