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Bud Light “Clothing Drive”: In a most exciting follow-up to the first Emmy awarded viral commercial, “Swear Jar”, DDB reunited the office gang with “Clothing Drive.” It seems that there has been a lot of awkward (awesome?) nudity in advertisements lately, but this might be my own lingering misconception thanks to CBS uncomfortably airing back-to-back wardrobe malfunct

Welcome, ladies and gents, children of all ages, to this week’s Lost recap.

From “The Other 48” to “All the Good Cowboys have Daddy Issues,” from “The Man from Tallahassee” to “The Man Behind the Curtain,” the writers of Lost have taken great pleasure in peppering their episode titles with puns and one-liners.

Last Time: Damon and Stefan were getting all chummy. Damon was even coOKing dins for the Gilberts! An adorable Rockwellian time was had by all, except for Stefan, who is planning on screwing Damon over. And, oh yeah, all these bitches are vampires. We’ve discovered that the only people attracted to baby Jeremy and witches are crazy vampires. What a bummer for them.

Last night was my version of Christmas. I wish I were kidding. I think my roommates are about to have my head with how much I talk about commercials and how I refuse to acknowledge the fact that while yes, we do have DVR… no, I will not fast forward commercials. So with what little qualification of being an advertising maniac I have, here’s my commentary on the commercials that stuck out in my brain during my last night’s binge (aka the Super Bowl).

Last week: Haha I’m so behind with these, you probably just have to look at the last post. Sweet!

Darling, darling, reader people:

I have been a lazy, lazy bum. I know that seems counterintuitive, or at least extraordinarily lazy, since this blog’s very existence seems to chronicle my very lazyness as well as my lovely posting compatriots. After all, to watch a lot of the TV, you have to spend a lot of time, sitting on your ass and doing nothing.